![]() Several people who grew up loving Dave’s actually named their offspring after the beloved eatery, which is why, according to the latest census, Fairfield, Calif., has the largest concentration of people named “Burger” in the entire country.Soon after, following the advice of a political consultant who suggested changing from raw to grilled onions, it won. A Dave’s Giant Cheeseburger once ran for mayor of Fairfield and lost.Shooting begins this summer on “The Burger That Saved Fairfield,” the long-awaited sequel to the 1979 movie “The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh.”.Along with the Great Wall of China, a Dave’s burger can be seen from space.The Branch Davidians were Dave’s enthusiasts who just took it a bit too far.Ben and Jerry’s are coming out the with a Burger/Pie hybrid ice cream called Dave’s Giant Cheeseburger Cherry.I have it from good authority that soon Dave’s Burgers will be classified as its own food group.Moments after it went live, hits on the website surpassed those of the Paris Hilton sex tape.If Luke Skywalker hadn’t beaten them to it, Dave’s Giant Hamburgers would have brought balance to the Force.At Guantanamo Bay, detainees are tortured by being strapped to a board while a juicy Dave’s burger is floated next to their faces without them being able to partake of its exquisite deliciousity. ![]() The songs “You Are So Beautiful” and “I Can’t Stop Loving You” were actually love odes to Dave’s Burgers and Billy Joel wrote “Just the Way You Are” about how Dave’s needs no accompanying fries.Coming to the Solano County Fair in 2012: deep-fried Dave’s Burgers.A Dave’s Burger once beat up Chuck Norris.There was going to be a huge balloon of a Dave’s Giant Burger in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, but inflatable Garfield ate it.The Berlin Wall was torn down primarily because people wanted to come to Fairfield and get a Dave’s Burger.The all-star band featuring Dave Matthews, the Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl and Pink Floyd’s Dave Gilmour will observe a moment of silence for the recently departed Davy Jones, who was to join them at the inaugural Dave’sFest this year.Dave’s Burger’s are mmm mmm good, melt in your mouth, not in your hand and are good to the last drop.Scientists recently confirmed that the food second only to breast milk in optimal nutrition for newborns is a Dave’s Burger pureed in a blender.In case of nuclear attack, you can duck and cover behind a Dave’s Giant hamburger.It is the exception that proves the rule.Įnough of the silly arguments and on to my praise of Dave’s: Dave’s has no bacon - Bacon does make everything better. Sorry, I drooled on my keyboard and it temporarily shorted out my laptop.ģ. The slight sweetness is balanced with the crunchy lettuce, grilled onion and. Dave’s uses a Miracle Whip-like dressing instead of mayonnaise - So? I say Whip It! Whip It Good! That is part of a Dave’s burgers’ deliciousness. Plus, all those Fairfield burger joints from the past - Hi-Fi, Sid’s, Beamer’s, A&W, Foster’s Freeze, Sno-Man - all served fries and are now gone! Dave’s realized that fries are the kiss of business death!Ģ. What they “lack” in fries, they more than make up for with fresh pie. Dave’s has no french fries - Yeah, and Superman doesn’t have a sidekick, either. Here are some of them in all their lameness:ġ. Two Dave’s blasphemers, Chuck Davis and Carl Lamera, have presented several arguments against Dave’s supremacy. Yes, we live in a democracy, but some things are not debatable. It seems that there are actually people who grew up here who somehow ended up on the wrong side of Dave’s. But on the 3,500-member-strong “I Grew Up in Fairfield Too” Facebook group, trouble has been a-brewing.
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